He owns every Garnier hair product on the market and has an abnormal affinity for Express jeans. I think it sums him up, but if not, here's a little more...
Q: You get one night to do illicit things with a Golden Girl. Which one?
A: Anyone but Bea Arthur, she has more penis than I do. If pressed, I would go for my Minnesota girl, Betty White.
Q: Rate your sister on a scale of "yeah, she's ok" to "i've got a chubby."
A: How's your sister? Oh I forgot, your sister is dead.
Q: Hypothetical: Your girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend. BUT. Your best friend happens to have a thick, bristling moustache. Who are you mad at?
A: I'm mad at myself. I can't grow a moustache.
Q: Is it safe to say that you drive "daddy's bimmer?" If yes, why? It is clear that you are not a 16-year-old girl.
A: Yes, I drive my Dad's old bimmer. Black Betty is running one hundred ninety thousand miles strong.
Q: Which do you prefer? The number seven or horses.
A: Horses. No, the number seven. No no, horses. Wait, when was 1990?
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