After complaining we never do anything together anymore, duck agreed to chick’s idea to, yes it’s true, train for the marathon…sign making competition. This grueling 26.2 mile course won’t make signs itself, so we have decided to enter the ING New York City Marathon…motivational sign making competition. We don't have much time. The race is this weekend.
Here are the TOP ELEVEN signs you don’t want to see on your last mile of the marathon…most countdowns go to ten, but ours goes to eleven...
11) ADVANCE TO PARK AVE. COLLECT 200 DOLLARS.
10) BORED SPECTATOR CROSSING NEXT 26.2 MILES
9) FUCK YOU!
8) RUNNING WON'T BRING YOUR DEAD GRANDMA BACK
7) YOU'RE STILL FAT
6) 21 YEAR OLD MALE SEEKING IN SHAPE ATHLETIC WOMAN
5) DID YOU CATCH LAST WEEK'S 'FIVE AND A HALF MEN'?
4) WRONG WAY
3) THE KENYAN WHO CAN'T AFFORD SHOES FINISHED 5 HOURS AGO
2) IF YOU RUN PAST A 7-11, WE'RE OUT OF MILK
1) I WENT TO THE NYC MARATHON AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CRAPPY SIGN
Honorable Mention:
*CIRCLE ME BERT
*YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS ON A TREADMILL. YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSING ANYONE
*RUN LIKE THE TOWERS ARE COLLAPSING...WHAT ARE WE NOT LAUGHING ABOUT THAT YET?
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